The Conversation by Claye Canterwall

"What?"

"Are you free?"

"Yeah, I'm free."

"You want to uh?"

"Do I want to uh what?"

"You know, do you wanta?"

"You mean, do I wanta, wanta?"

"Yeah, that wanta."

"Who are you?"

"Whataya mean?"

"What rock did you crawl out from under?"

"What?

"Do I wanta? What kind of talk is that? You're asking me if I want to fuck, right?"

"Well, yeah, I guess."

"Yeah, you guess? You don't know? Do you, or do you not want to fuck me?."

"Then, this conversation is over."

"Why?"

"Why, what?"

"Why is this conversation over?"

"Look, Numb Nuts, this is a gay bar. It's Saturday night. I'm horny. You're horny. You want to fuck. I want to fuck. Or at least I thought you did. You made all the moves to make me think you did. And now 'you don't think you do'. And you wonder why this conversation is over? Hey, see that guy over there, the one in the red sweater? His name is Charlie. Charlie loves to talk. He talks all the time... night and day. His conversation is never over. You want to talk? Go talk to Charlie."

"But, I want to talk to you."

"No, there will be no talking to me. You're hot. You really are. You have a beautiful face... two of the nicest, deepest, bluest eyes I have ever seen, and probably the finest ass this side of Denver. Oh, yes, definitely the finest. I could not possibly spend the evening talking to you. It would literally kill me.

"Is that a compliment?"

"No, that's a fact and any second, now, if my dick gets any harder it's gonna drop off. So, whataya say we get you over to Charlie before there's permanent damage here."

"Wait... I'll fuck."

"What?"

"I said, I'll fuck."

"Oh, shit. Just great. Now he wants to fuck."

"No, I don't want to fuck. I just don't want you to leave, that's all. I like you. We fuck... you stay... we don't fuck... you go. I'll fuck."

"Jesus. First he wants to talk, and now he likes me. Look, what's your name?"

"Allen."

"Look, Allen. Listen to me and listen very carefully. There will be no talking here, and there will be no liking here. THERE WILL ONLY BE FUCKING!!!!! Do you understand? Wait a minute. It just hit me. Oh, my god, Oh, my god, Allen. This is your first time, right? You're afraid because it's your first time.

"No, this is not my first time."

"Second, then. You've done it before, but you really didn't like it very much, right?"

"I have fucked. I know what I'm doing."

"Okay, then, how many times?"

"Three. Three times."

"Well, I may not have done it a lot, but so far no one has complained."

"No one complains to your face, Allen... not if they get off. They just wait and complain to their buddies later. What's your real name? It's Walter, isn't it? It has to be Walter. You're that Walter guy they all talk about. They sent you over here. The sons of bitches sent you over here, didn't they, Walter? Come on, "fess up."

"I told you my name was Allen."

"No, you're Walter. You have to be Walter."

"Will you stop with the Walter? I'm not Walter."

"Damn. I was sure you were Walter. It would have been so much easier if you were Walter. So, you're Allen."

"Yes."

"Not Walter."

"No."

"Well then, blue eyes, my boy, let's get this little adventure on the road, okay?"

"Okay, but where?"

"Back hallway. Room five. It's my favorite. Softest bed. Ceiling fan. All the amenities."

"They have rooms here?"

"They have rooms here. Well, we call 'em rooms. Yeah, I guess they're rooms. Well, here we are. Whataya think of room five?"

"Wow."

"Do not say 'Wow'. Never say 'wow' in my presence, Allen. I hate 'wow'. There will be no 'wowing' here. It makes you sound like you're about nine years old. Gives me the creeps.

"No wow. Got it."

"Now take off your clothes."

"Me first, now, just like that, by myself?"

"Yep, You first. By yourself."

"Well, okay, but... shit, this button is stuck, can you help me with this?"

"Dear god. I don't think I can take this. Now your fucking button is stuck? Let me see it. Shit. How did it get like this? Here. Stand still. I'm just going to pull it off."

"OW!"

"But, these are new jeans, and that hurt."

"Fuck the new jeans, Allen. Put your arms around my neck and... Wow."

"I thought you said there would be no 'wowing' here."

"That was before I saw your dick. Wow. How bi..."

"Ten."

"That's all, Allen? Ten?"

"Some guys think eleven, but I think ten."

"I would be one of those eleven guys, I think. Uh, let's make sure of something. You are the bottom here, right?"

"Yes, I'm the bottom."

"This is a good thing. Wow."

"But, you said."

"Look, you have an eleven inch dick, Allen. The 'wow' rule does not apply to an eleven inch dick."

"What about a twelve?"

"Don't be cute, Allen."

"Would you like to suck it?"

"I would like to eat it with barbecue sauce."

"It's all yours."

"Hold it up for me, Allen. Hold it up until I can... Mmmmmmm..."

"Yes. Right there. Yes, right under there. Mmmmmm... Hmmmmmm. Oh, that's great. Now the left one. Take the left one. Now hold it in there. No, too much, that hurts. Yeah, yeah, perfect. Just right. Are you putting that finger in my... oh my god, yes, right there. Jesus. How can you take all of it down your... oh god, take all of it down your... and take that finger, out of my, no, no, leave it right there, yes just like that, and suck... suck... SUCK! NO, STOP, I'M GONNA, OH SHIT, I'M GONNA... No, no I'm not. It's okay, but we have to stop. Just a little. Stop now, just a little bit. You could get undressed now."

"I never said I was gonna undress."

"You have to undress, that's only fair."

"All I said was that we were gonna fuck."

"What?"

"I'm taking my eleven inch dick and I'm leaving."

"Ten."

"Whatever. I'm leaving. You're not naked in one minute, I'm leaving."

"Ah shit, that's not fair. I never get naked here."

"You're going to get naked tonight, or you're going to see my naked, tight little butt, following my ten inch dick right out that door... well?"

"You, prick. You're serious, aren't you?"

"You haven't started yet?"

"Okay, okay, I'm doing it. God, I hate this."

"Why, you're great looking. You have a nice body. What's not to like?"

"I just don't like it, that's all. There, you satisfied?"

"Very. Looks very good. Love the red pubes. You have black hair and red pubes. Never seen that before."

"I die my hair."

"Which place?"

"Very funny. My head, asshole."

"Is that why you...?"

"Hell, no, I'm not ashamed that I die my hair."

"I meant..."

"And I'm not ashamed of that either."

"I like redheads. You'd be a really sexy redhead."

"Shit man, look, your erection's gone. See, Allen, that's why I don't like talking. You start talking, you quit fucking. Look at you now. You're practically a two."

"It's more like a five, and, no, it's not the talking. It's that you can't keep it up if there are two of you in a room and only one of you is naked."

"Well, I'm naked now. Now what.?"

"I'm going to bury my face in your bushy red pubic hair, and suck that cute little dick of yours until it falls off."

"Cute... little... Why you son of a bitch. It's seven inches."

"Yeah, but this one's eleven, so..."

"Whatever. Brace yourself, baby, I'm comin' in."

"Careful. Careful. Holy shit, man. You said three times. No one learns how to do that in only three times. Oh, god. Oh, shit. Right there. Put your tongue... yes there. Now pull it back and... yeah. Repeat. Yeah, over and over and over and... what are you do...? Wait, man. Nobody licks my toes, man. Nobody, get your mouth off of... you know, that doesn't feel half bad. Are you sucking my toe, man, are you... yeah right there, and yeah, put your hand right, yeah, just like that. Wait. Let me lay down, or I'm gonna fall down. Yeah, yeah, oh yes, right there. Shit. Oh, shit, yes. Wait. No more. That's all I can take right now. Time out. Your turn. First take your sox off. I can't stand it when a guy's naked with his sox on. Now, lay face down on the bed. Yeah, just like that. Oh, what a thing of beauty is a tight little ass. So white. So lily white. So firm. So tight, so. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... my god... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

"Yeah, put your tongue right there. Not your nose... your tongue. Yeah, right there. Lick it right there. Yes, reach under and pull my dick back through. Yes, now suck it from behind while you. Yes, yes do that. Right there, do that. Oh, god, yes, do that. Yeah, now start at the tip of my dick and tongue flutter the tip. That's it. God I love a good flutter. Now, lick up my dick, and over my balls and then. YES! Right there. Oh, baby, you've done this before. You are not new to this territory. Oh, baby, one more time. Yes, yes! Now, just once more. God, I can't stand it."

"Dude, you're gonna have to quit bouncing around. You're gonna break my nose!"

"Sorry, can't help it. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit."

"I'm gonna fuck you now, okay, out of self defense, mostly."

"Come on, baby do it. Don't think I can last much longer anyway. Make sure you got a condom on. Make sure."

"Okay. Here, see. That okay? Nice and green."

"I don't care what fucking color it is, just make sure it's on, that's all."

"Okay, it's on. Now lube. I only got hot stuff. That okay?"

"That's great. I like the hot stuff. Oh, yeah, just right. Rub it in. Yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah! Okay, ready."

"Okay, give me a little of that beautiful ass. This baby is so tight. Raise it up a little, so I can get to that beautiful thing. Yeah, that's it, baby. God you're beautiful. I'm gonna..."

"Be easy. I was just kidding about the size of your dick. It was plenty big. Be gentle. Don't hurt me."

"You got it, baby. Nice and slow. You let me know, if it hurts. Here goes."

"Oh, god."

"Good, huh?"

"Oh, yeah, keep coming, baby. Slowly... slowly... slowly... stop. Yeah, right there. Now."

"Okay, baby, let's go, just you and me together. Oh, god, you're good. So hot. So tight. Oh, God. I'm not gonna last long, baby, so hang on."

"Me either. Just go for it. Let me know when you're ready. I'll try to come when you do."

"Here we go.. Everything I've got, fast, hard and dirty. NOW!!!!!! Shit , oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."

"Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh... yeah... oh... god... oh shit..."

"Good?"

"The best."

"Tight?"

"Great for me, too."

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"Can you be quiet for just about five minutes?"

"You promise to keep your dick in me if I can?"

"Absolutely."

"Then, yeah, I can."

"Good."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......