"George...."

"Yeah, Bob?"

"I've got those charts you wanted."

"Great, Bob."

"I did a good job on them."

"I'm sure you did, Bob."

"I mean a great job."

"I'm sure you did, Bob. You always do."

"I mean, I really did a good job on these charts, George."

"Bob, I'm a little busy right now."

"Just look at the charts, George. I worked real hard on them."

"Oh, all right.... Bob this looks like a...."

"It is, George."

"A giant penis, Bob?"

"Yes."

"The Andover chart came out looking like a giant penis?"

"Well, yes and no, George."

"Then what, Bob?"

"We've been friends for a long time, right, George?"

"Yes, Bob, a very long time."

"You know my wife. I know your wife. You like my kids. I like your kids."

"What are you getting at, Bob?"

"Well, uh, I'd like to suck your cock, George."

"What, Bob?"

"Well, uh, I'd like to suck your cock, George."

"I'd like to suck your cock. You have a very nice cock, and I'd like to suck it."

"You want to suck my cock, Bob?"

"That's right, George."

"You suck cocks, Bob?"

"That's right, George."

"You're gay, Bob?"

"Well, no, I don't think so, George. I just like sucking a nice cock once in awhile, and you certainly do have a really nice cock. I've admired it for years."

"You've admired my cock for years?"

"Oh, yes...years."

"And you want to suck it?"

"Oh, yes, I'd like to very much."

"Uh, when?"

"Well, how about right now, George?"

"Now?"

"Yes."

"Now?"

"Absolutely."

"Where would we do it?"

"Well, how about right here?"

"In my cubicle, Bob?"

"No better place."

"Right here in my cubicle?"

"Yes, I've done it before."

"In a cubicle? Oh, I don't think I could."

"Sure you could, George. See that little space behind your file cabinet over there?"

"Yes."

"Well, I'm a pretty slight guy, and I can just fit back there, see, and I'll slip in there and then you come over and pretend to be looking for a file. Open all the drawers, George. It's very important that you open all the drawers, and then I'll blow you, you'll get off, and then I'll leave."

"Just like that?"

"Just like that. You game?"

"You're gonna suck my dick, Bob?"

"That's right, George."

"In my cubicle."

"That's right, George."

"Behind the filing cabinet."

"Yes."

"Right now."

"That's the plan."

"Okay."

"That's a good man, George. Now you just work here at your desk until I tell you I'm ready."

"All right."

"What's taking you so long, Bob?"

"Just taking off my clothes."

"Taking off your clothes?"

"You don't expect me to suck your dick with my clothes on do you, George?"

"You're taking off your clothes?"

"That's right. I'm almost ready. Okay, you can come back here now and pretend to look for a file.... Okay, that's good. Now, open all the drawers, George, and for Pete's sake, quit shaking. I've done this a lot of times and I've never been caught. I guarantee you'll be safe and I absolutely guarantee you'll like it. Now start thumbing through your files. The top drawer works the best."

"What are you doing now, Bob?"

"I'm unzipping your fly, George."

"Do you have to do that?"

"To suck your cock I do, George."

"Oh, that would be necessary, wouldn't it?. All right, but please be careful. Oh.... Oh.... Oh, Bob!!!"

"Nice dick, George. Very nice. I mean it always looked good in the locker room and all, but this is a very nice dick indeed."

"Thank-you, Bob...I think. Oh.... Oh.... Oh, my goodness!"

"If you need to, hold on to the file cabinet, George. This is going to be a very nice trip for you."

"Oh! Mmmmm.... Oh! Mmmmm... Yes, yes, right there. Oh, my! Oh, goodness!"

"Hello, George."

"Al...Albert! Albert, you're here in my office right now standing at my desk. How nice to see you."

"Nice to see you, too, George."

"What do you need, Albert. Oh.... Oh...!"

"What's the matter, George?"

"I think I may be catching something. I keep getting these little chills. Oh! There went another one."

"I wanted to talk to you about the Chase account."

"Oh, yes, the Chase account. Could you come back a little later, Albert? I'm really very busy right now. I have to find an important file...on the Grant account. Oh, my...!"

"Another chill?"

"Yes. That one was rather intense I'm afraid."

"Seems so. I'm really in a hurry, George. Don't you think we could talk for a minute or two right now?"

"Oh, I think that would be just about impossible right now, Albert. No, no, I don't think I could talk to you right now at all."

"You sure?"

"Oh! Yes, Albert, I'm very sure we cannot talk right now. Oh...no teeth!"

"What, George?"

"I'm reminding myself to be careful of my teeth when the chills strike, Albert."

"You really need to take care, George. Those chills seem very severe. All right. I'll come back. A half hour be about right do you think?"

"Yes, Albert, that should about do it."

"You think a half hour will do it, Bob?"

"Mmmm Hmmmm"

"Okay. Enjoy, you two."

"Mmmm Hmmmm? Enjoy, you two?" Bob, Albert knew you were back there?"

"Mmmm Hmmmm"

"But how did he know?"

"Oh god. Oh god, yes, Bob. Right there. Oh, don't stop. Don't stop now. Oh god, oh god, oh god. I'm cumming, Bob. I'm cumming. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"

"I'll just be going over to my desk now, Bob, and sitting down. You go ahead and get dressed. Take your time...but hurry."

"Mmmm mmm mmmm mm mm mmm mmmm."

"Oh, zip up my fly? Good idea, Bob. That was truly great. Truly. Wow! Who knew what I was missing all that time?"

"So, how was I, George?"

"You want to talk about it right now, Bob?"

"Of course I want to talk about it."

"Okay, but before we talk, please wipe that little bit of uh...off your chin."

"Oh, of course, sorry."

"Well, what do you want to talk about?"

"Well, did you like it?"

"I guess so."

"You guess so? You certainly squirmed enough and made enough noise."

"Okay...yes, I liked it. "

"By the way if you're going to make that kind of noise, I don't think that "getting chills" story is really going to do it for you. You could see that Albert didn't buy it at all. You'll have to think of something else. So, you want me to put you down for Tuesdays?"

"Put me down?"

"Well, I know it's an off day, but it's all I have right now. Mondays and Fridays are so popular."

"You do this every day, Bob?"

"How do you think Albert knew what we were doing?"

"You do Albert?"

"And Tom and Paul and Teddy and Frank and Melissa."

"Melissa? "

"She's an old friend. I couldn't turn her down. I do two a day. I don't cheat the company if that's what you're getting at. I don't take coffee breaks. It makes up the time. Everyone seems to enjoy it. I know that I certainly do. By the way, I do hope you'll take Tuesdays. You have probably the nicest wanger on the floor."

"You want to blow me every Tuesday...?"

"Morning or afternoon? Fred says he doesn't care which."

"Fred?"

"Morrison. You'll share Tuesdays with Fred. Well, hurry up. Coffee break's almost over. I don't have all day."

"Well, all right. I guess I'll take Tuesday...mornings."

"Oh, good. Fred loves his afternooners. He'll be pleased. Well, I've got to go now, George. That was really very pleasant, wasn't it? I'll drop the real charts by in about an hour. If you don't mind, I'll take this one with me. Welcome aboard, George. You really are quite well endowed you know. See you and Sarah Saturday for bridge?"

"Well, yes, yes, I guess so, Bob."

"Good. I'll look forward to it. And do get another story, George. Chills...I never."